Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Today's Headlines

"Halliburton CEO announces $50 million gift to public high schools to initiate honest dialogue on race."

"President Bush apologizes for war in Iraq. Says Bush Jr.: 'I just wanted to finish the job my Dad started...I guess I got carried away.'"

"McCain announces vice-presidential running mate to be Al Gore. Cites INCONVENIENT TRUTH as motivating factor to turn the Republican party from red to green."

"Chinese President Hu Jintao and Tibetan exiled leader the Dalai Lama meet in Beijing to discuss the smooth transition of Tibet from Chinese rule to an independent state."

"Christian Coalition announces support for gay marriage nationwide. Organization realizes its previous stance was 'un-Christian' and seeks unity with the Human Rights Campaign."

"General Motors announces an end to SUV production in favor of electric car development. Claims greenhouse gas emissions as motivating factor for moving production to cleaner more efficient vehicles."

"Universities nationwide join Harvard University in making class on race and racism a required first-year seminar. Declares Harvard President Drew Gilpin Faust: 'It's about time!'"

[BTW: Today is April 1]

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